Welcome to the Bullpen
Get through the shift. Dodge what the office throws at you: unread emails, stray memos, passive-aggressive meetings.
Move with ← / →, jump with ↑ / Space, throw folders with F, and sing with Shift
Survive your shift by dodging office chaos!
Swipe left/right to change lanes
Tap to jump over obstacles
Watch out for urgent emails!
Shift Ended
Paperwork Won This Round
You made it 0.0s into the shift
before the inbox caught up.
Shift Complete
Inbox: Zero
You made it through the boardroom, past the noise, past the
late-night Outlook pings.
Phase I — Corridor
Time: 0.0s
Sing: Ready
Tempo: –
Status: Off the Clock
MOVE: ← / → • JUMP: ↑ / SPACE • THROW FOLDER: F • SING: SHIFT • TEMPO SHIELD (L2): E
